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High School History Teacher Replaces American Revolution With TikTok Dance Curriculum, Declares “Renegade” More Culturally Impactful Than Paul Revere

Brodee Schmidt, Staff Reporter April 2, 2025

*This article is a satirical work published for entertainment purposes in our school newspaper. While it references real platforms and trends, all events, quotes, and curriculum changes are entirely fictional....

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Teacher Suffers Non-Military Shell Shock After 86% of Students Submit Late Work Within 24 Hours of Deadline

Kaden Hackney, Staff Reporter April 2, 2025

*This article is a work of satire intended for entertainment in our school newspaper. While inspired by common student and teacher experiences, all characters, events, and quotes are fictional. No actual...

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Local Science Teacher Declares for NFL Draft After Dominating Combine, TikTok

Collin McKay, Staff Reporter April 2, 2025

*This article is a work of satire created for entertainment purposes in our school newspaper. While inspired by real people and settings, all events, quotes, and scenarios are fictional and meant to be...

Madison Cub football standout Jake Dyer celebrates after making a big play.

Madison Cubs Football Team Bids Farewell to Key Players

Collin McKay, Staff Reporter March 3, 2025

The Madison Cubs football team is saying goodbye to several key players, including Tatum Anderson, Jake Dyer, Jason Cosby, and more. Anderson is the only player who has committed to playing college football,...

Kendrick Lamar stands in the middle of backup dancer assembled to resemble the American flag at Super Bowl LIX

The Symbolism Behind Kendrick Lamar’s Big Game Halftime Show

Kaden Hackney, Staff Reporter February 28, 2025

*The following article is the interpretation of the student journalist and does not reflect the views of the Madison Consolidated School Corporation, Madison Consolidated High School, or The Madisonian.    The...

The newest member to Madison's 1,000 point club, Juliana Davis (left), laughs with teammates Kylie Montgomery (back), Addi Roark (23), and Mylee McQueary (right).

Madison’s Juliana Davis Joins 1,000-Point Club

Keragan Spry, Staff Reporter January 29, 2025

A lot of skill, determination, and hard work created an unforgettable moment on the court for Juliana Davis, a junior guard for the Madison Lady Cubs Basketball team, as she reached a major milestone -...

Exploring New Depths: A Review of Indiana Jones and the Great Circle

Exploring New Depths: A Review of Indiana Jones and the Great Circle

Joseph Vester, Staff Reporter January 21, 2025

Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is arguably the finest installment in the Indiana Jones video game franchise. Unlike its predecessors, the game offers a unique blend of intricate puzzle-solving and...

Beyond the Hedgehog: Shadow's Fearless Year

Beyond the Hedgehog: Shadow’s Fearless Year

Kaden Hackney, Staff Reporter January 17, 2025

Following the great success of Sega's unique campaign "Fast, Friends, Forever," which starred Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Amy in 2023, Sega announced on April 9 that 2024 would be the "Fearless Year of...

Sony Pictures

Venom: The Last Dance – A Chaotic Yet Entertaining Finale

Kaden Hackney, Staff Reporter November 20, 2024

Venom: The Last Dance, an action/sci-fi film released on October 25, 2024, is the latest installment in Sony Pictures' Venom series, the studio also responsible for the Spider-Man films. British actor...

Bandai Namco Games

‘Dragon Ball Sparking Zero’ Delivers Fast-Paced Action and Custom Adventures

Joseph Vester, Staff Reporter November 18, 2024

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero is the new Dragon Ball Z Budokai game fans have been anticipating after the success of the first three iterations. While many beloved features remain, does it live up to its predecessors? Dragon...

MCHS Set to Cast a Spell with Indiana's First-Ever Production of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

MCHS Set to Cast a Spell with Indiana’s First-Ever Production of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Kaden Hackney, Staff Reporter August 27, 2024

The Madison Consolidated Theatre department announced its production of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child near the end of last school year, marking the first school in Indiana to perform the play. Auditions...

'Oklahoma!' Comes to MCHS

‘Oklahoma!’ Comes to MCHS

Kaden Hackney, Staff Reporter February 22, 2024

At the beginning of the school year, the Madison Consolidated High School Theatre Department announced Oklahoma! as one of its yearly productions, along with other shows like Spongebob: the Musical and...

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